Well, as you probably guessed, I am back. Sorry for the long absence. I have really had a lot going on. That is all I can say at this point. But I wanted to talk about something that you might not have considered.
As a Luncher, I work hand in hand with world leaders, policy makers, and the Federal Reserve, to ensure that the global economy does not collapse. Don't believe me? When I came to Japan, their economy was in the crapper. Now it is getting stronger again, and the US economy is...well, you know.
Because of our influence and significance in the New Economy, top Lunchers often put their very lives at risk, both in a restaurant, and on the street. So we need bodyguards to protect us. But we only accept fellow Lunchers, who have gone through a harrowing initiation (have you ever tried to eat 2 turkey platters full of sushi, then run for the door? Well that is just the initial test!
Take a look at one of our cadets doing weapon training.
