Another Olympics in Tokyo? Dream On, Asswipes

I haven't seen any of these repugnant signs recently, so maybe these bastards here have given up on the idea...but for a while, I was seeing a lot of signs, here in Tokyo, saying, "Tokyo Olympics 2016." (See here.)

Um, yeah. Let me tell you bastards a bit of a secret. I am well connected at the highest levels. Don't believe me? Whatever. You don't know the power of Lunching on the world economy.

Anyway, the point is, these bastards want to host the Olympics. They want to show off how great and polite they are. This is so typical of Japanese. They worry so much about what people in other countries think of them. They act kind and polite. If you have a return ticket, you are guaranteed a wonderful cultural experience.

But if you live here, fuck you.

Here is a suggestion for my little friends who like to bow:

Learn how to treat the foreigners you have like they are humans and MAYBE...just MAYBE, we will let you have the Olympics.

Until then, fuck off and get back to work.

Love,

Stewie