Sunday, December 2, 2007

Sorry, Mr. Jobs. Sushi > Mac

Now I must say. I love Macs. Always have. I cringe everytime I use a Windows PC.

I don't say that to piss off any fans of Microsoft. But that is my personal stance.



But you know, watching this girl's unholy devotion to the cult of Apple, I can't help but think what she and I could do, if she could just benefit from my guidance.

I mean that in a strictly platonic way, sweetheart, so don't worry. I understand where you're coming from. I really have sung a love song to my menu in a restaurant. There is no shame in blind devotion to something you believe in. It isn't "dorky." It's sweet.

Hey, quit puckering up to that Apple Cinema Display. If you replaced those Apples with a sushi menu, or a heaping plate of Indian food, you would be a wonderful spokesmodel for Lunching. Call me, babe. Make it happen.

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