Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Quick Update from "Seattle"

Bad news from Seattle I'm afraid.

Steve said the food in Seattle is fantastic (I know), and the city is wonderful (no news "there"). But it looks like it will be hard to establish a group of eager followers.

Well, as I already mentioned, I understand the situation well. The problem with Seattle is that the people there are not followers. They are leaders. That is why most of the rest of the world is not welcome there.

I love Seattle, but they don't have much room for Lunching. Right now, I am in "preaching" mode. I have to bring light and gravy to the unwashed masses. I am on a mission. But after I have established this new school of wisdom, and saved enough souls, I am sure I will retire to Seattle.

And all of you BBQ-eatin', reality TV watchin', gun-totin', ignorant HICKS will still not be welcome.

But confirmed Lunchers will be given 30-day visas.

That might not sound like much, but believe me, 30 days of Taco Del Mar Super Fish Burritos would give even a seasoned PRO bloody shorts...

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