This just in:
Some Nouveau Riche Lunchers in China have been following the "Program" a little too closely.
See the video here.
Guys, I know I said Lunching was the way to wisdom, but pace yourselves. The secret is to eat a lot without killing yourself.
A little secret: It isn't really eating a lot of food that makes you a luncher. It is paying a ridiculously high amount of money for the food that makes you a luncher! (Especially tips, but they don't do that in China or Japan.)
Seriously. The best way to approach Lunching is not like it is a buffet, where you have to eat as much as possible. Instead, you should think of it as a way to explore the depths of your soul, and find the strength to be the person you have always wanted to be.
Oh, fuck it. Who am I kidding? It is about eating until you burst. I just hate to think of 1.2 billion people eating up all the food that belongs to me!!!!
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