Sunday, December 30, 2007

Japan Masturbation Day?

From now on, I'll be sure to check Japundit for important dates. How have I missed this?


Japan Masturbation Day?



I'm thinking we could come out with a whole line of Luncher bowls, plates, and even clothes for this day. While it's true that Lunchers tend to prefer to waste money on food and drink, rather than tangible items, they also like to put forth their best image. For example, back in the Golden Age of Lunching, I never went to a restaurant without a baseball cap and a hooded jacket/shirt combo that helped me look thin.

Wow. I can see a new fashion line coming out of this. Gotta get to work on this. I'll put some of our best child workers on it. Peace out, bastarditios!



(Via Japundit.)

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