Why settle for five rings, when you can have five courses? (Yes, I know...five courses really only constitutes an appetizer, or a "reasonable lunch," but for the sake of simplicity, go with me on this one...)
Long after the torch has gone, real social changes will continue to take place in The Middle Kingdom. All thanks to Business Lunching.
I got a message from Wang Yisheng, our Director of Operations in Beijing. He wrote me to tell me how excited he is with the number of Business Luncher inquiries he is getting in China. You might be surprised to know that the #1 publication in China is NOT Chairman Mao's Red Book--it's Chairman "Steve's" classic essay, "Who Needs Control as You Humans call it?" He said that bootleg copies have even been spotted at the highest levels of government.
Most of his transmissions is confidential, but I can share this quote with you:
在中国，要吃很多东西的人很多，可是他们没有钱。 请送给我钱。 我门很饿了。真讨厌！
which basically means that many people in China want to pursue this beautiful way of life, but they need our financial help. Please send your tax-deductible donations and I will make sure "they" get it. Honest. Oh, and don't send any checks. I know that routine better than anyone. *cough*
Here is a picture of Mr. Wang with some of his recent "converts." Lucky Dog.
Warning: NOT safe for work (NSFW)
Notice how, in the midst of all that, er, meat, he is unfazed. A normal man would not be able to control himself, but he is only focused on the menu: He's thinking, "Hmm.. spring rolls or Chickedee China, the Chinese Chicken? Hell, Bring 'em both! And make it snappy, Server-Woman!"
This is why he is a master, and you are a student. But don't worry. you can reach that level. You can even surpass him. Just clear your mind.
And prepare yourself for the toxins.
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