Expert? Huh?

This is definitely NOT Business Lunching!



I don't know much about Expert Exchange, but it looks like they could use a real expert on table manners. Um, no, Ma'am. you don't ask, "May I Please." You say, "Hurry up before I start clutching my menu and dancing like Julie Andrews on that mountaintop in "The Sound of Music," singing 'Never gonna let you go..' at the top of your lungs," while your lunch partner is staggering to the door, howling with laughter, as you both try desperately--most likely in vain--to keep from spewing diarrhea from yesterday's "fEAsT."

And if that don't work, just tell him/her that I sent ya. Have you ever tipped $20 on a $7 meal? I have. And believe me, a $20 tip is far more welcome than some prissy-ass, old world table manners. I am known and loved by restaurants in a dozen countries. If you want to ask an expert, ask the best. Ask a Luncher.