Blinded By The Light

Yeah, I've really been thinking about this a lot. My teacher, "Steve," never let on how difficult it is to bring new Lunchers into the fold. If he struggled with how to convey the bright light of Wisdom and Depravity, he never let on to me. For him, it was always onward and upward...

i want so much to lay out the whole truth of Lunching. But the truth is, it is so simple, and yet so profound, that you would blinded by the light. So I must proceed with caution. But, my dear reader, by walking with me down the dark chasms of your mind and spirt, you will, as I once did, find the Truth of Business Lunching. It is a path that never ends, even after the colostomy.

I will, therefore, show you what Lunching "is" and what it isn't. And together, we will bring Light to the masses, and fire to the cretins.