No, Chuck, Run!

What a shame...this boy, Chuck, started off with the right idea...but once again, tired social conventions, prissy manners, and a dweeb from the future conspired to ruin everything. (I hate when that happens!)




The level of repression runs so palpably thick in this video. I almost imagine poor little Chuck snapped a few years later, and ended up somewhere in the jungles of Southeast Asia, wearing his own handmade ear necklace...

Too bad. He could have grown up to be something great.

He could have grown up to be a Luncher.

New Recruits in Japan?

Looks like I had better get my butt in gear and get involved in this...could net me some good recruits.

Did I mention that I am doing "research" in Tokyo, Japan? *grin*

Expert? Huh?

This is definitely NOT Business Lunching!



I don't know much about Expert Exchange, but it looks like they could use a real expert on table manners. Um, no, Ma'am. you don't ask, "May I Please." You say, "Hurry up before I start clutching my menu and dancing like Julie Andrews on that mountaintop in "The Sound of Music," singing 'Never gonna let you go..' at the top of your lungs," while your lunch partner is staggering to the door, howling with laughter, as you both try desperately--most likely in vain--to keep from spewing diarrhea from yesterday's "fEAsT."

And if that don't work, just tell him/her that I sent ya. Have you ever tipped $20 on a $7 meal? I have. And believe me, a $20 tip is far more welcome than some prissy-ass, old world table manners. I am known and loved by restaurants in a dozen countries. If you want to ask an expert, ask the best. Ask a Luncher.

Blinded By The Light

Yeah, I've really been thinking about this a lot. My teacher, "Steve," never let on how difficult it is to bring new Lunchers into the fold. If he struggled with how to convey the bright light of Wisdom and Depravity, he never let on to me. For him, it was always onward and upward...

i want so much to lay out the whole truth of Lunching. But the truth is, it is so simple, and yet so profound, that you would blinded by the light. So I must proceed with caution. But, my dear reader, by walking with me down the dark chasms of your mind and spirt, you will, as I once did, find the Truth of Business Lunching. It is a path that never ends, even after the colostomy.

I will, therefore, show you what Lunching "is" and what it isn't. And together, we will bring Light to the masses, and fire to the cretins.

The Way of No Way

Ok, it breaks down like this.

Business Lunching is not something that can be packaged or readily defined. It is more of a way of paring down that which is unessential and replacing it with that which is just this side of depraved. I can say that it is based on a deep understanding of eastern philosophy, coupled with a cyncial dose of Sartre, and a dash of Steve Rubell (for marking purposes). Although "Steve" introduced it to me, he didn't really invent it. It has been called many names, and it is not limited to any form or system. Perhaps Lao-Tzu was a luncher in his younger days...?

Oh man. This is my Morpheus Moment.:

"No one can be told what Business Lunching is. You have to experience it for yourself."

First one's on me. Let's do sushi, bitch. My treat. Let me grab my checkbook.

Hey Bastarditos!

Welcome to the wonderful world of Business Lunching!!!

What is Business Lunching, you ask? And who is "Steve?"

The answers will come, my friend. All in good time...All in good time...