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A Luncher's Breakfast

John Belushi was one of the classic Lunchers. Here we see how he started his day off right with the real Breakfast of Champions.

A Meeting of the Minds

Greetings. I've been pretty busy, so sorry for the lack of updates.

Sometimes, when a Luncher talks to "normal" people, miscommunication results. But in this heartwarming video, we can see that even a Genius of Lunching is not without understanding friends.

The original Luncher Buddy movie. Enjoy.

My Bodyguard

Well, as you probably guessed, I am back. Sorry for the long absence. I have really had a lot going on. That is all I can say at this point. But I wanted to talk about something that you might not have considered.

As a Luncher, I work hand in hand with world leaders, policy makers, and the Federal Reserve, to ensure that the global economy does not collapse. Don't believe me? When I came to Japan, their economy was in the crapper. Now it is getting stronger again, and the US economy is...well, you know.

Because of our influence and significance in the New Economy, top Lunchers often put their very lives at risk, both in a restaurant, and on the street. So we need bodyguards to protect us. But we only accept fellow Lunchers, who have gone through a harrowing initiation (have you ever tried to eat 2 turkey platters full of sushi, then run for the door? Well that is just the initial test!

Take a look at one of our cadets doing weapon training.

Weapon Training for Lunchers

samurai zombie nation

samurai zombie nation

If you can watch this and NOT laugh...I'll buy you sushi every day for a week.

Oh, just let me grab my checkbook first, though...

And regarding the reviewer's translation of 「無念」: It actually means...oh hell, it basically means what he said it does.

(Via Japundit.)

The Search is over.

I've found "Steve!" Check out how a Luncher fights crime!

Wow, he hasn't changed a bit. Just grew his hair out a bit, and also learned Italian. But yeah. That's him!

Hey Steve, send me an email. Let's do lunch. Sushi. To celebrate your successful career!

Chewbacca Gets Stunned

Chewbacca Gets Stunned - CollegeHumor video

Hilarious. A guy gets tazed (on purpose?) and laughs about it. Laughing in a depraved and possibly dangerous situation, with severe health ramifications and an unknown, and probably negative outcome.

That, folks, is Lunching.